Monday, February 25, 2013
Who You Wit?
I'll explain a lil bit later. But before I get all lost in explaining the purpose of this post, I have to tell you about my Weekend.
It officially started Saturday night when I hopped into the CITY CAB #20. Half way home I realize I have left the most important bag of Goodies AT WORK. $8.00 to get it and I did not have it! No Phone, No relaxants, no oral gel, NO PENS! All of it at the Divas.
No time to panic, Ourdurves have to be prepared. So I stop at SuperMercado off Greenland and Middle Tennessee BLVD because that's the spot for it all! I picked up 3 lbs of jalapeno peppers, a 1/2 lb Churizo , 1 white onion, a bunch of cilantro, some easy crumble Mexican cheese, a fruit punch margaritaville, my lucky numbers 1313 and a piece of gum. Ladies Night In at 7pm, its now 5:30.
So I arrive, "OFF BENTLY, In Da Cul De Sac...OVA HERR, and I have to immediately get to a level where I can effectively communicate with women from a much different socio-economic background than my own, and I'm going to be stereotypically Late.
So while preparing the Peppers, Alex Clare blares through the TV set and I am Wayy Too Close to LOVE Vic Da Moan aka Senior aka THE HATER! So I get SuperHype and start to Slam dance to the Dubstep. and I know all the words!
I was jamming until, I stopped and my back was frozen in suspense. I layed down real slow in the middle of the living room, because my body could not comprehend what it has just done to itself. I am in the middle of the floor after just screaming and jumping around and I cannot move anything below my waist. IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING. Now at that point, anyone who has ever Partied with me or witnessed me in my Zone, would have known that something is very wrong with this picture.
I cannot believe I threw my back out slam dancing and I did not catch this on camera.
Fast Forward...
Because I was ready for the Party , and I was not driving, I felt pain but a muted sort of throbbing pain. I can make it through the evening as long as I don't sober up! Im laying there on the floor in utter disbelief.
At the Party.. We pull up 1 hour late, and get out of the Truck. The hostess yells across her yard.."Who it be?"
I answer her appropriately..
We are 1 hour late, We are loud and already feeling good, You know exactly who it is."THE BLACK PEOPLE!" Duh! You knew exactly who was pulling up. That statement might have set some people back a few millineum..but the truth is, EVERYONE KNOW THE PARTY DONT START UNTIL GOTEAM ARRIVES ANYWAY!
now that we are here, So glad I showed up.
This is where I was introduced to thirtyone. A Company for Women!
I LEARNED the proper technique for enjoying a sip of Tequila, I saw several MaryKay makeovers, and It did it all with my back thown out in the Kitty Kat Flats from Divas in my new OcHarleys Jeans.
IN CONCLUSION.
DO NOT THROW OUT YOUR BACK on Saturday night when you have to Work Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, well everyday at Creating Your Go Team Dream! It slows things down a bit!
So now that its Monday, Its now officially time to recover and Move Forward.
GOTEAM SHOT OUTS TO
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MysGeneral
The Ladies night out CREW OF Eventual Pink Hatters
and You !
The GoTeam Life Moves Ahead!
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013
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I REQUIRE A CO-SIGNER
Dear GoTeam Paramedics,
You are always there to save a life at just the right time and for that we Salute you all!
GoTEAM!
Yes, we only call you when we need you!
Yes we contact you in an immediate emergency which is a LIFE or DEATH Situation!
And you are There for US! Without bias, no matter who we have crossed, what lives we have AFFECTED AND HOW, whether we ran away from our problems or confronted them,YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR US! AND ONCE AGAIN WE TRULY NEED ALL THE PARAMEDICS, EMTS, "SUPERHERO LIFESAVERS" TO TRUST US AND PLEASE COME SAVE OUR LIVES!
THE GO TEAM IS NOT MOVING and it is causing the Life's ENERGY TO leave, and there is an Icestorm coming tonight. OUR MOTHER HAS TO DRIVE in an ICESTORM for 5cents a paper and We do not have the HORSEPOWER to prevent this from happening.
and THE TEAM IS DEVASTATED, due to the actions which have lead to this very moment. AND I, accept these as a way to overpower THE ULTIMATE FEAR OF FAILURE and INSTEAD SUCCEED.
BUT
NOT FOR ME ALONE. For my ancestors, for my predecessors, for my seed and for yours, for my community and them all, for today and for tomorrow. Please FEEL THIS MOVEMENT.
It is preventing this HEART ATTACK FROM BECOMING, RELEASING THE VESSELS TO BREATH SO THAT A CLOT DOES NOT FORM. YOUR DESICION TO TRUST IN THEGOTEAM is CREATING A DREAM..AND WE ALL MUST.....
I ABSOLUTELY REQUIRE A CO-SIGNER.
HE IS VALID...I PRESENTED THE HONEST TRUTH ABOUT PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE...And MIKE BERMAN gave me the OFFICIAL ANSWER AND THE OPTIONS WITH DETAILED EXPLANATIONS OF EACH FACTOR THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THE DECISION OF THE FINANCIERS ABOUT MY PURCHASING OPTIONS AT CITYAUTO.COM. I WEIGHED THEM AS I concluded my post application interview and drove around the cityauto.com parking lot. AND THEN I SAW HER! A PURE THROUGHBREAD FORD! PERFECT FOR A BLUEGRASS KENTUCKY BABY IN TENNESSEE!CITYAUTO.COM TEAM, I bet when I start up her engine, she's going to purr....GO....TEAM! HER SEATS ARE GOING TO FEEL LIKE goteeeeam....AND NOT TO MENTION,
I WAS SO LOST IN HER TAN STRIPES, that I cant quite recall if her Top can be gently pulled back to reveal her complexion in the wind as she rides down the street ...gooooo ttttteeeammmmmmvvvvvrrrmmmmmmmmm. SHE IS A CHICKRIDE! (http://www.chickrides.blogspot.com)
IN CONCLUSION.
I Know, RIGHT? I lost my mind in the previous paragraph.
back to the purpose of this INFORMATIONAL EBONITORICAL PROSE EXPRESSED INVESTIGATION OF GOTEAM DETERMINATION!
Attention readers who had no idea why they are reading this. I REQUIRE A CO-SIGNER is PART2 to the post I NEED A CAR. The quest continues and currently I am in NEGOTIATION with the CITYAUTO.COM TEAM via MIKE BERMAN. and the VERDICT IS IN! I require a co-signer, and I am asking my sister ,THE LIFE SAVER, to contact me at her own will.
I could rehearse a millions reasons why this is a TOUGH DESICION to ask my sister instead of sending out a kickstarter invite for a fundraiser or YOUTUBEVIDEO , or posting a craigslist ad for investors in GOTEAM, OR EVEN HOSTING A COMMUNITY NETWORKING EVENT,BECAUSE family is always first! .
NO MORE NEWSPAPERS FOR MOM!
NO MORE NEWPAPERS FOR MOM!
NO MORE NEWSPAPERS FOR MOM!
AND THOSE ARE THE PLANS WHICH WILL SUPPLY THE PAYMENTS, inspite the past credit history and broken contracts, this one is real, because THE DOTTED LINE WILL BE SIGNED IN HONOR OF THE FUTURE ACCOMPLISHMENTS IT HAS ENABLED. THE GOTEAM current financial goals to be accomplished, and YES It is worth getting more for the MONEY AND SECURING THIS DEAL ASAP...EMERGENCY!
BACK TO THE CARS...
I appreciate the fact that MIKE BERMAN kept the facts straight, attempted to sugar coat the obvious with genuine concern and empathy and stayed focused on his ultimate goal..TO RIDE IN THAT BAD AZZ THOROUGHBRED FORD! I WANT ONE! EITHER I GET IT FROM YOU NOW OR LATER its up TO THE TEAM! I KNOW THE WORTH OF THE GOTEAMLIFE AND THE VALUE OF SERVICING THE TEAM!
carwrap, a megaphone, a system to push it, a territory)!#CHUCKLECHUCKLE I'm just saying...
whoa!
REAL TALK HUMAN BEINGS AND CAR UPGRADING, SEARCHING GOTEAMERS
remember this when purchasing your LIFELINE...VEHICLE...
1.DESPERATION IS NOT AN OPTION
2.YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR
&
3. EXPECT THE BEST IN YOU FOR YOU!
CITYAUTO.COM , SALESPERSON: MIKE BERMAN , COMMENT IN ONLINE APPLICATION: GOTEAM CONSIDERATION
THE GOTEAM NEEDS A CO-SIGNER, AKA INVESTOR, AKA ANGEL!
WE NEVER GIVE UP!
THEGOTEAMLIFE FOREVER!
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